dog answers help wanted ad

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 05-May-2012 11:52:48

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with
a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over
to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked
determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a
perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then
told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet
and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are
a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."

Post 2 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 06-May-2012 0:26:28

Hahaha!

Post 3 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 06-May-2012 9:28:52

lol... good one! :)

Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 06-May-2012 12:27:40

LOL! So cute loved it! Bet that dog is a german shepard lol!

Post 5 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 07-May-2012 19:02:40

That is just too funny!!

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 30-May-2012 18:36:23

What the hell? Lol!

Post 7 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 22-Jun-2012 10:56:15

rofl nice one

Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 0:20:41

awww, that's cute.

Post 9 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2012 11:26:22

Cute. I saw this one on a joke app for the iPhone not too long ago.

Post 10 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2012 1:58:06

That dog came prepared for all eventualities. He should get the job, unless affirmative action gives the job to the cat.

Post 11 by Lisa's Girl forever (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Friday, 27-Jul-2012 4:59:52

that was so cute.

Post 12 by glori (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 27-Jul-2012 13:33:49

Love it!

Post 13 by HurricanesFan2000 (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2012 10:12:18

that's funny!

Post 14 by Carolina Rose (It's not over until I've had my say) on Saturday, 15-Sep-2012 10:34:28

lol

Post 15 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 15-Sep-2012 10:47:57

I love this! Reposting for sure!

Post 16 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 23-Jun-2013 1:36:40

hahahahaha that was a good one and yeah sounds cute too, smiles.